Knock Knock.
Who’s there?
Interrupting Masters
Interrupting Mas That’s right I’m going to The Masters on Friday and Saturday.
Dang, that was funny.
Question:
I’m pulling for Zach Johnson. How bout you people? Let’s hear from all you golfer people. The winner gets one million dollars (you can’t pick Tiger)..
Just kidding about not picking Tiger…and the million dollars thing.
Peace in the middle eace.
Can’t pick ‘em on the golf course. Don’t have a clue. You get out there and show them how it’s done.
But I can tell you this … when I was a kid growing up in the big metropolis of Cordele, a newscaster out of Albany (channel 10) had this to say on live television: “And they are still searching for piss in the Middle East.” I guess he knew where your missing “P” went.
He was the same guy who was reading the teleprompter about a story involving “gays and lesbians” but instead he said “gays and Lebanese.” Also on live TV. I’m sure that made someone mad. The weather guy couldn’t get through his forecast, he was laughing so much.
I think he was there until he died. Ah, South Georgia. Gotta love it.
Thanks again for those Masters tickets.
Oh wait … that’s right … you’ve NEVER invited me to Augusta.
(I’m not bitter.)
Markle – she did it to you too! What we both need is another thing to keep up with. I liked your blogging though – keep it up! Thanks for offering to send Nikki out to Phoenix to see me before she comes to GP this summer again – did you know that she was going to come spend the summer with me before you asked her?? ps – love from your old right arm – and I do mean “old”. Kiss Darth Vadar and his little brother for me.
Hey Mark nice blog!
Yeah. I’m with Bill on that one. You suck.
hope your sorry butt enjoyed the masters.
Hey Mark, so glad to have finally found you! I like that long haired Australian kid who is so freakin’ hot. He sort of reminds me of the kid who won big in Caddy Shack.
“The kid?”
That would be Danny Noonan.
Bishop: I really enjoy working with young people such as yourself down at our new Lutheran Center… Why don’t you drop by sometime, eh?
Danny Noonan: I’ve often thought of entering the Priesthood.
Bishop: Oh, are you a Roman Catholic?
[Danny nods]
Bishop: Oh, then I’m sorry, but I’m afraid you can’t come.